hey new followers
i’m sure you’re all prepared for a delivery of hee-larious relatable text posts but 90% of the thoughts that go through my head is stuff like “poop butt” i hope this will not be a driving force between our friendship
also dan god dammit how did you find my blog again, i can’t reblog graphic porn if my baby cousin is following me.
just tag it….
Simple as that
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
Getting chase by dogs…. Lots and Lots of dogs….